“This will be the fourth film starring Tom Holland as a Spider-Man.”

This is good.  I like you.

My first date with my now-wife was when I asked her to come and see ‘Apocalypse Now’ with me.

OK, no doubt this comment will be lost forever in the greys, but here’s my 2c as a Eurobiker:

You may also like his welcoming committe from last night:

Whatever the oppposite of having a cool, calm, collected, wise, intelligent leadership is...well, that’s what we’ve got.

“I’m not saying he has never had a sexist moment in his novels”

Dude, seriously, just because we hate your president as much as you do, doesn’t mean we hate Americans. You’ll be fine. Well, assuming you can deal with near-lethal overdoes of pity, that is.

Buy pre-painted second-hand armies on EBay.

Ah. My detector may need a slight recalibration, in that case.

‘Only’ the third female PM is technically accurate, but sounds a little...off, given the number of feamle leaders who have run, ooooh, let’s say the US, for the sake of argument.

No mention of Carillion?

So, part of his twitter handle LITERALLY SAYS ‘the gorrilla channel thing is a joke’. In bold. At the very top.

SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY!

It’s very heavily implied in ‘Empire’ and ‘RotJ’ that Leia has the potential to become a powerful force user - perhaps even as powerful as Luke (Obi-Wan and Yoda discuss ‘another’ (Leia) when Luke flies off to Bespin, and Vader taunts Luke in the throne room by threatening to turn Leia to the Dark Side.

Well, it’s not so much that he ddn’t preare them, more that he explicitly stated, multiple time, that they not only existed, but that both he an the Prime Minister had read them:

You are being extremely over-kind to David Davis in your summary: he has spent the last YEAR PLUS talking about the analyses, throwing around numbers like ‘mid-fifties’ and phrases like ‘excuciating detail’. And has now stated they just...dont exist at all, and that he repeatedly lied and lied and lied.

Ah, my mothers old receipe. Although the final step was different: drink as fast as possible, drop trou, squat, and spray the aftereffects as widely as possible.

Is there a list somewhere of who got laid off?