Go fuck yourself.

Crack a fat an root ‘em buggered.

I used to be theater manager for a theater that hosted screening for various guilds and organizations. The group I dreaded seeing the most was Australians in Film. They combined the narcissistic aloofness of the worst Californian stereotype with the brash redneckness of the worst Texan stereotype with the drinking…

I’m a left winger my entire life

The semester I went for study abroad, I ended up living in a house with three Swedish models. Every cliche ensues-they are bitchy, they routinely backstab each other, they’re slobs, none of them are very bright. I am not very attractive and I am very academic-nerdy, and the whole semester unrolls like a terrible…

Also, “Steel Slats” is my pornstar name.

Wait - Stewie takes off his shoes at the security checkpoint but then he keeps on walking without getting his shoes back but when we next see him on the plane he’s wearing shoes again.

Well, this is a horror story - with a recipe!!!!

Three years ago, my beloved father in law died on Christmas day. It was horrible. Fast forward and as I am typing this on a bathroom break, I am watching as my husband of 22 years dies from metastatic brain cancer. Although filed with morphine sulphate liquid, he is restless beyond belief and unable to communicate…

I’m glad climate change is happening. 

Hooker piss.

The dude who’s being dick punched is a convicted gang rapist and murderer. So don’t feel bad, go a head and google “Joe Son”.

His father was a Nazi, he was deep in the Iran Contra treason and his imbecilic son was possibly the greatest war criminal in U.S. history.

Eat shit, kids!

The kind that comes in gallon cans with a plain white label.

Oh good. I hope we get more of these stories. They make me happy.

I always assumed that the reason Scoobs could talk was because the gang accidentally summoned

Zach Snyder just saw this and said, “Seems a bit bleak.”

Given Trump’s dislike of Middle-Easterners, I find it odd he lets his wife take decorating tips from the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred.

Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.