This gif always gets a star. It never loses its potency.

Not go away.  He’ll still be stupid and orange.  But people like him hate not being talked about.  Then their precious ego isn’t stroked.  

Yes, I agree, Kevin Love’s contract extension is truly a threat to America. WHY CAN’T EVERYONE ELSE SEE IT?!?!?!?!?

I think the Rockets’ implosion over the next couple years is gonna be pretty fun to watch. Chris Paul is somehow both one of the greatest point guards of all time while also possibly being the main reason Chris Paul will never win a championship.

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

Plus, why would you want to see your star shortstop injure himself jumping into the crowd after making a routine catch in fair territory?

“...were part of a group that confronted Devante’ “Tay Bang” Zachery...” 

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

At least he didn't bring paper towels 

Everyone’s thoughts and prayers, as useless as they may be, didn’t get in the way and waste real rescuers’ time.

+1 minute wasted

This warranted an entire blog post? Dafuq?

Much like when someone tells you a joke that you don’t laugh at and they say “Come on, it’s funny!” you know it’s good when the person who wrote it is telling you it’s good.

It might be! Hard to tell through the self-righteousness. You’re really good my man and I enjoy most of your stuff. And sometimes I wonder if your troll quota hasn’t been filled and then you write about how tonally difficult and lascivious the basketball commercial movie is. It’s  like someone calling a Tyler Perry…

i mean, dont go that far, just write like a human, my man.

This will go on my Mount Rushmore of Times I’ve Been Owned Online

Why does this all feel like a late ‘80s/early ‘90s teen comedy about a tight-knit group of outsidery friends that face a dilemma when one member of the group gets invited to hang out with/date the cool kids and ditches his old dorky buddies, only to realize life being popular isn’t what it was made out to be, and…