I get on i09 a lot. I almost NEVER comment. But your comment above is so freakin perfect. 

I can’t take credit for this, but someone on Twitter pointed out that 3 NFC South QBs have fallen victim to the Rams. Newton hurt his ankle in preseason vs Pats, but played through until the Rams game re-aggravated. Brees and Ryan both injured.
Jameis Winston better wear a flak jacket for that matchup

Not a conservative here... but if you think those things are mutually exclusive, I’ve got news for you

If you want to know the true torture of this game, I checked the score online before going to bed. Saw it was close, so decided to watch from the 5:00 mark in the 4th. I was in bed next to my wife, who was already asleep. So I watched on mute.

“compared to his teammates who are currently playing in a 13-7 deficit to the worst team in the conference”

Baseball does not have conferences

On the flip side, please show them all of Tobin’s attacks in the 2nd half of the finals. She’s by far one of my favorite players but made several baffling over-dribbling runs into the box

This is the most correct answer. Frequent updates that you control as a parent, since the kid has no concept of 60 seconds.
Any time you do “X more times”, well all of a sudden it takes the kid 10 minutes to climb up the steps or jump in the pool. They’re too smart for that.

I legitimately laughed out loud at that one. Kudos to you

They most definitely say “put your phone away”, to this person capturing. And his “no thank you” is a very funny and polite response

Is that why the replacement caddy was able to him win the damn tournament?

Agree, the premise of this article completely dismisses itself in the last paragraph. Players (and especially RBs) are almost never running in completely open field in a straight line. Quickness is much more important than speed in nearly all professional sports

You missed the weirdest thing about the game! In 2OT after the Joe Harris layup, Kemba dribbled up the court. The staff never reset the shot clock, so a horn blared with ~2 seconds left in the middle of the possession. Refs reviewed and gave Hornets dead ball inbounds with 2 seconds left, which they missed (because of…

Great article! I was at the game with a friend, and afterwards all they wanted to talk about was Kemba’s brilliance (understandably so). But no way the Hornets win that game without Parker hitting those shots.
The Hornets are REMARKABLY good at clawing back into games in which they dig holes. But they (read: Kemba) expe…

There are some very good ideas hidden in this mess of a take. He is 20 years old. That is not “a kid”. He’s also about to be making millions of dollars, something he and those around him had to have known for at least a couple years now. I’m sorry that living out your dream of playing in the NBA involves temporarily…

That header from Ronaldo to set up the penalty was absolutely spectacular. I know nobody will take about it given all the other dramatics, but damn that was nice

“I will not even pretend to know the vagaries of credit card laws and regulations across the United States”
If only there was some way to figure that out, and a profession where you were paid to figure out such things!

You are going to survive the 21st century well

How are these two stats different? I could understand maybe the first few weeks of the year, but after a 40+ game sample size shouldn’t they be the same.

Friday: Writes article ripping on blatant homerism and how garbage it is
Sunday: Team wins
Monday: Writes article with only purpose being blatant homerism.

“written after Helms’s death by former UNC and current Florida professor Bill Link”
This line really threw me off for a minute. I thought Helms died of a heart condition