Perhaps you haven’t seen a little movie called Jurassic World, but Colin Trevorrow is amazingly, almost perfectly clueless about women.

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well

Heh heh heh.  Oh, white dot with blue tail, will you ever find what you’re looking for?

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Croll Tried!

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

“I’ve got some free time today, I’ll try that fortnite my son keeps talking about.”

1 hour later

“Honey, I think something might be wrong with that boy”

+121

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

+1 double doink

*Closes laptop thoughtfully, wipes away a tear, considers life for a moment, reopens laptop, types away furiously*

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

I want to preface this by saying that I do not care for Joe Biden as a presidential candidate. Unlikely I’ll vote for him in a primary, and I sincerely hope he does not win the Dem nomination. That said:

What’s yo name: Manny D

Are you suggesting he SHOULD prohibit the holdouts from playing in the Olympics? That’s dumb. NBA player’s don’t want to risk tens of millions by playing in a tournament most Americans don’t care about that’s at least 12 time zones different than what they are used to.

One of those kids is probably his.

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

No problem!