I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

How dare you like something.

Did anyone see this survey they talk about? I spend an unholy amount of time on this website and I have no recollection of any survey. The bit about ads on phones though—I’m intimately familiar and frustrated with that.

Jeremiah was a bull—oh, three DONG night. Guess I misread that. Carry on.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Twist Ip! Pull ip! Pass ip! BAPIP!

I catch your drift, but the fact that Trump doesn’t live in England is actually a very, very bad thing.

Not for nothing, but Tony Hawk did his on a standard half pipe. Super impressive though! 

28-3

They can find his dad?

The USWNT already has Megan Rapinoe to provide strong leadership, but I guess Hope Solo could create a good cop/bad cop situation. After all, it usually takes more than one officer to get Hope Solo in cuffs.

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

Free Chris Paul

“Any time you do “X more times”, well all of a sudden it takes the kid 10 minutes to climb up the steps or jump in the pool. They’re too smart for that.”

That was my first reaction. Like, you’re just asking for trouble with that shit.

I just go with, “It’s about time to wrap it up...” and if the wrapping it up isn’t…

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*