whats above hyperbole? superbole? megabole? manute bol?

Trae Young, like Devin Booker, is butt. Every once in a while he may do something cool, but he is most definitely butt.

I hear you man, I’m just saying it’s not the miles. Louisiana to Boston is a hell of a change of scenery. And we both know he’s not a normal 20 year old. He probably hasn’t been asked to do much except win basketball games.

Same. Let’s have an Old Port Deadspin meetup.

“Now let’s go foreclose on some houses!” - Dan Gilbert

As anyone who’s been to Xi’an knows, the Chinese have owned Warriors of Klay for thousands of years.

Chef: MY MOM

before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s remember that he has two brothers that aren’t retiring.

Get those accolades out of here. The person above you doesn’t feel like Dwight is a Hall of Famer, so you’re wrong.

Surprisingly few “spit burger” stock images in Getty

Bruce Arenas. We keep firing him and he keeps coming back.

They lost to Trinidad & Tobago

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

I agree with all of that except for the fact that Mike Breen raped me

First you say he’s too good for the minor leagues, then you say he should be playing for the Blue Jays. Which is it?

Hey some of us have other types of jobs that we don’t do

This may sound snarky, but I’m dead-serious: is there anyone anywhere who considers Rovell a source of insight and information that can’t be gleaned from monitoring sports leagues’ and adjacent organizations’ RSS feeds?

4.) For hazing to be banned in all high schools across the nation.

I hate/love that this needs no context for most of us to get the reference.