The Dark Knight Rises (To Get Warmed Up In The 5th)

In all seriousness, I do wonder if that’s the same gun Craig James used to kill five hookers at SMU.

I don’t have anything to add, but I like commenting on Deadspin.

I had that issue for a while on my old work laptop. I got that fixed by getting laid off and finding a new job/laptop.

It’d make no sense for the league to start calling the first two as travels now, at the end of the season, in the playoffs, when they haven’t done so all year ... but it’s definitely the kind of thing they should consider reviewing with the refs during the summer and sending out a memo letting players know it’ll be…

I would tell you two to kiss and make up, but you shouldn’t do that till you’re married.

, repeating a thing that was said in the first sentence

Grandpa?

100% of the fish die after being released.

There is nothing better than a dangling modifier joke.

I don’t know if you’re new to this website or what, but “balanced perspective” and “Hamilton Nolan” are what we like to call mutually exclusive.

Have you ever read this “writer” before? He hates anyone who is successful and/or makes money. This is his tired old schtick.

Look out now...Romo made a joke about Deon’s tackling acumen and Prime got butthurt. His skin is as thin as his analysis.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

Chriss cross because he can’t jump jump.

Oooh, colonial burn. Nice.

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?

The dodger did win.