What is the Trump Administration if not a collection of second round picks and undrafted free agents?

And thats just to commit!

“I don’t agree with this person”
“Let’s just comb through their social media accounts and make them look like a loser”
“But we could do that to any-”
“Thats not the point, the point is clicks!”

I love pieces like this. Is there any way we could get a semi-regular series like this across all sports? Hearing someone this knowledge about something talk about that something is always interesting.

My guess is there is a handful making $28.7 Million & a bunch making $28.7k

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Good job, Dad.

Luger? More like WINNER, amirite?

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.

I was trying to work out a way to get “Crim Son” in there where “Crim” would be short for “Criminal”, but I couldn’t figure out a way that didn’t sound racist (as opposed to just stupid as intended).

I knew there was no way either Dion Waiters or Kevin Durant were gonna be cheering for New England after Belichick did Malcolm Butler wrong like that. Service industry types gotta stick together, y’know?

Tonight’s SOTU, in contrast, will be wrecked by the appearance of Brown Strawmen.

I don’t understand the question.

I mean, I love me some Semi-Charmed Life and all but one of those things is definitely not like the others

“They’re too immature.” - Man who at 39 got drunk, crashed his car into a telephone pole and then fled into the woods.

So, uh, for those of us that didn’t see the game, is there a clip or something that shows what the heck happened? I mean, Chris Paul has punched a guy in the nuts before, so it’s not beyond the pale to think of him warranting one. Was he involved in the foul? Inquiring minds want to know (and are too lazy to do their…

I want to star this to see if I age 10 years because of it.

100% on the refs side here. Keep throwing out the superstars who act above the rules. I would even suggest escalating things! Start calling travelling every time one of them fucking travels. No more 5 steps to the rim to dunk, I want it all gone. Can we get Joey Crawford back? He was fun!

How do you exist in 2018?

Fucking Nnnnnn Peppermint Roll