This is demonstrably false. Stanley Johnson is among the least-fun names to say of all the NBA players.

I wouldn’t say he is uncontrollably going after the ball. He clearly is making a play for the ball with his head. 

13-12. I made it through to the end in Philly, which was a brilliant and an incredibly stupid decision all at the same time.

“Jerry Rodshoffer. 945 Summit St.

but it’s not clear why the QB, after already dealing with press conference controversies, would completely abandon the podium over that inquiry.

It says a lot about a person when their first instinct regarding a question of violence against a woman is to think it must concern rooting interest towards a school. 

I did not state that Kansas turned him into one. But the way they bent over backwards to enable him, and the way Bill Self debased himself was shameful.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

If only the technology existed in a way that made it possible to ask a handful of prominent employees (no matter where they happened to be in the world at that moment) their opinion on the possibility of this show and its branding running on the ESPN networks.

Is John Skipper good at his job, objectively? I’m seriously asking because the last 2 years or so have been a shitshow in just terms of PR and image for the network. Maybe my memory fails me, but I don’t remember the fuck-ups being this frequent.

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

but Anthony ultimately left for the decidedly uncosmopolitan prarie of Oklahoma City

Kid: I think I might play in 2030.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Three.

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

Jesus are you in a 4 team league?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

She also once called Carmelo Anthony “soft” and generally has bad takes.