Hate to be the one to break it to you, but the Falcons are never going back to the Super Bowl

Was that take sent from the surface of the sun?!?!

This is fucking fantastic.

A few years ago Mike and Ike split up. It was a marketing stunt and after a year, the feud ended and the pair is now happily reunited.

The problem with French beef is that it usually requires too much whine to prepare correctly.

Why should he need insurance? He hasn’t been a threat to anyone driving in 5 years.

Yes, yes I do. Instead of taking a hard screen like everybody else does, he acted like a little bitch having a hissy fit.

Barcos

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

Another fine entry in Deadspin’s hard-hitting season-long series, White Sox Updates Nobody Wanted

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

That would be “Wyane,” of course.

He’s the one that spelled it wrong tbh.

He should rename himself to Wayne, cuz he ain’t got no D!

I don’t like him. I am, however, entertained by him and I hope he always has a job in the NFL/at a major college. He makes football more fun. Mostly by being a douche.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Burnekos never seen a movie before.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.