But you aren’t covering him. You’re “covering” people who write about him, or you’re simply trying to knock him off his pedestal. If it’s proven he’s just a steakhead football player, why do you guys spend so much time attempting to prove it? We get it, he’s a fancy dog and everyone hates him, the Pats, and every…

That’s the twist!

Look at the sacrifices Drew Brees makes to keep the Saints in the hunt.

Catch and toot

Even we childless people think this was a shitty thing to do. There’s also his kid, whom he was holding during this tirade. Don’t make your child watch you behave like a dick.

Except that the fucking hipsters and their obsession with all things artisanal have made it impossible to find a reasonably priced soup filled cookie anymore.

Whoosh.

But you can’t time warp teams. Which makes your entire point extremely idiotic.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

Sixers gave up on Michael Carter-Williams

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

Wondo’s against Belgium in WC14 still feels worse

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Those fans can’t melt real teams!

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

Corrections to errors of fact are never well actually’s! Thanks.

Tennessee is two insane plays away from being 3-5. What makes you think they can go undefeated with Big Game Butchie at the helm? Time to face the fact that UT’s glory days are lomg gone. You’re Vandy, only without actually getting a real degree,

Would you prefer he use the term “largely fucked” instead?

And he did it the same way in both cases. He cut left, cut right then ran like hell while being chased.