this is an incredible own

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

“Why are you sitting on it?” one man said.

Husky and Starch

Neaux Tigers

I have season tickets to two professional sports teams, MLB and NHL, and have had both sets of seats for over a decade. One of the greatest joys is kicking people out of my seats.

My wife took me to Texas de Brazil for my birthday one year and expected sex afterwards. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, LADY.

Fox then announced that he was tired of talking about hot dogs and would take no furter questions.

You’re wrong. Next!

Since when does the losing team take a knee?

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

Why is this shit being cross-posted to Deadspin? It’s Monday morning - could we maybe get something about, I dunno, football?

I actually care more about the women’s team than the men’s, mainly because the women can actually play well.

Maybe US Soccer should spend more concentrating on paying the USWNT fair wages, making sure the team can play on a proper soccer field and generally not treating the USWNT like crap and less time thinking about national anthems.

I didn't see anything on a search, but I suppose that doesn't mean he didn't say it.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

I really don’t care about this story but the fact that you deleted comments is pretty lame.