“Come on Union troops! We have to go fight to protect the rights of black people!”
“Ehh, we don’t really like them much either. They shouldn’t be slaves or anything, but we’re not really big fans of them...”
“Well...shit. We...uh, we still have to fight to keep the South in the Union!”
“The South? Fuck them, they suck.”
“Y…

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.

This has zero to do with this post but I’m watching a documentary about Babe Ruth and it turns out he was shot in the leg in a bar by his mistress. So if you ever get the question what do Aqib Talib, Plaxico Burress and Babe Ruth have in common? The answer is they all suffered a gun shot wound to their leg in a bar.

If you’re the type of person who plays Bucs vs. Broncos in Philadelphia, maybe the game isn’t the only thing with a glitch.

Spoilers: Rosebud was the name of his electric hoverboard.

Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!

The Heisman rewards natural athleticism, not gym rats who bring their lunch pail to every practice and game.

This information negates the entire plot of Cool Runnings

walter are you calling a two-time olympian and d-1 track star an fuckin amateur?

I am a translucent Vrgydd from VY Canis Majoris 8 (our species is hermaphroditic). I have no stake in this. My planet’s liquid surface is several thousands of miles below the gaseous methane strata that I typically inhabit so the concept of swimming is utterly foreign to me. I am completely unmoved.

Poutine on the fritz

I dunno...KRS-One, Eminem or Rakim might have something to say about that.

I couldn’t get over how much Efimova looked like Sweet Dee.

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

Mmm, yes and no. Over the long haul, you’ll be faster at the surface swimming freestyle. There is more friction at the surface, but you are able to more efficiently use your arms. But off of the starting block or the wall, where you get to kick off, it’s unquestionably better to get in a really streamlined position to…

Dear SACSCOC,

Please review the attached 73 page letter. We will pass jurisdiction over you and recommend you remove the accreditation of the University of North Carolina as there is a lack of institutional control over their degree programs.

Sincerely,

The NCAA

Good for Michael Jordan. Maybe now he will stop crying so much.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

Way to celebrate and embarrassment to the english language.