“This is all so surreal. Surreal and fucking depressing.”

Great ready for the “What law did he break?!!1?” cries.

“Yes, I misused the term ‘concussion’ in my earlier statement. That’s to be expected, though.  Lots of people mix up words and misuse them after suffering a concussion.”

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

I do really want to know who else was on that list.

*Closes laptop thoughtfully, wipes away a tear, considers life for a moment, reopens laptop, types away furiously*

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

Where did you get this? The Mexican-Americans I know prefer Hispanic because Latino has a reputation be being used for Caribbean and Central American peoples. The proper word for people of Mexican heritage, of course, is Chicano. But given a choice between Latino and Hispanic, my people in the Four Corner states and…

+Tribe Called Quest. +De La.

Man, NY in the 1990s gave us the Wu, Black Moon, Mobb Deep, Nas, Biggie, Big L, Fat Joe, Big Pun, and Nore yet somehow supremely overrated Hov became the biggest star of all

If this poor guy didn’t have bad himself, he wouldn’t have any himself at all.

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Bragging about your exploits as a junior high basketball referee is maybe the saddest thing I've ever seen

This story doesn’t make you out to be the hero you imagine.   

or

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again.