No matter how much of that stuff he takes I don’t think he’ll ever get pregnant

I legitimately laughed out loud when I saw that.

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

“look at the vulgarity, won’t someone think of the children...uh, not those dead children, I don’t care about those...”

It’s time for some vulgarity. I’m done playing nice and pretending that there’s any middle ground here. At least six kids have died in U.S. custody in the past year from torture and neglect at U.S. concentration camps. No kids died in immigration custody in the decade before that. And now American kids are being…

My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

“Our quarterback suffered a traumatic brain injury after hosting an awards show in New York City last winter.”

It was 2012 and the Niners had just lost a heartbreaker to the Giants in the Super Bowl (Kyle Williams fumbled two punt returns...)

Well, it didn’t quite work out that way.

Stick to sports.

You see, this is why I’m moving on from Deadspin and their constant focus on politcs and heading more and more over to the Ringer where they are talking about the things that really matter to me as a sports fan like which Rom-Com from 2003 holds up the best. 

It’s just you.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

These people arnt in some ideological arena of ideas, theyre in the streets and in mosques and black churches with guns, and they’re oganizing online. They already lost the war of ideas, they are white ISIS, they can’t be reasoned with

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

I see the resemblance. Superman also destroys any city he passes through.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

This is such bullshit.

That’s clear.