No matter how much of that stuff he takes I don’t think he’ll ever get pregnant

I legitimately laughed out loud when I saw that.

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

“Our quarterback suffered a traumatic brain injury after hosting an awards show in New York City last winter.”

It was 2012 and the Niners had just lost a heartbreaker to the Giants in the Super Bowl (Kyle Williams fumbled two punt returns...)

Well, it didn’t quite work out that way.

Stick to sports.

You see, this is why I’m moving on from Deadspin and their constant focus on politcs and heading more and more over to the Ringer where they are talking about the things that really matter to me as a sports fan like which Rom-Com from 2003 holds up the best. 

It’s just you.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

I see the resemblance. Superman also destroys any city he passes through.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

This is such bullshit.

That’s clear.

That tight end pairing is an intriguing one. The Patriots offense was never so deadly as when Gronkowski and Hernandez were both receiving threats

Sounds like some USC booster should pay this guy not to settle

I hope McNair refuses the eventual settlement offer. This is one of those cases where the toxic publicity plus likelihood of defeat might draw a greater-than-requested settlement award from the corporation, basically giving McNair a full win, plus monetizing the accompanying non-disclosure. I just hope McNair wants to…