Look, asshole, I told you before we went to the party I was going to get shitfaced drunk, make a pass at the hostess in front of her husband, corner one of the black people so I could tell that killer Freddie Gray joke, drop a c-bomb on the first woman to reject my sloppy, hands advances (also the hostess - two birds…

I am really sick of the media only paying attention to this crowd size bs or rantings about illegal votes. This is all noise, a distraction to keep people from focusing what is really going on. This is all classic Trump. Here is a short list of other, more important, things that have happened this week (some of which…

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

Based on that picture...herself?

There’s a lot of truth in this. Which is why it makes me so furious that Democrats, when presented with the option of a populist not beholden to the interests of the status quo, went with someone just the opposite. But I’ve had that fight, and it won’t do any good to have it again.

This is how I’m imagining it.

actual typo.

Westbrook acts like he’s going to do something about this, but he’s probably just going to walk away.

I see oddly-focused Shia LeBeouf

It’s really a shame the Sixers didn’t keep Evan Turner, Spencer Hawes and Andre Iguodala and keep making runs at the 7 seed, though.

I would burn mine with my mini-blow torch, laughing maniacally.

Is it possible to get some of these free tickets and then just not show up, thereby contributing to the lack of a crowd?

Wait for the photos/news coverage on a channel not covering it. NOTHING will sting Trump more than low ratings- it’s all he cares about. And then we can all tweet him about how much higher Obama’s ratings were- ala Trump himself to Schwarzenegger.

Nope. Because president Pence.

Lee is widely regarded to be an honorable man who was respected by both sides, and I don’t think he deserves condemnation.

There used to be a history professor on campus who would open his American history class by showing a Confederate flag and saying “this is the entity that came closest to destroying the United States.” He had to stop because it was offending his students too much.

Can you imagine if Hitler was celebrated as much?

Anal has been pretty effective too.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest