ALL OPS MATTER!!!!

Better than this Pee-sar dressing!

What’s your upsell? Tubal ligation? That’s pennywise, pound foolish! You might get that quick buck, but leave ‘em untied, and you can count on that sweet abortion dollar on the reg, like collecting the damn rent!

Selling abortions, and then turning around and selling the aborted parts to pharma... Getting paid on both sides! Damn, that’s genius!

Correct. It’s somewhat unfair, as both last year’s and this year’s teams are irreparably flawed, but he’s still obviously in way over his head. His, and the franchise’s, best case scenario was to blow the shit up, trade everything of value, and tank into the lottery. Play your young guys, see what they’ve got, and…

God I hope Team Banana Boat happens in LA rather than Chicago.

I was there. I wasn’t organizing behind her. In fact, I don’t remember her being involved.

Maybe a bit dramatic. But I’m pretty sure you or I could have run against that sentient spaghetti squash and won. This loss took a certain kind of dysfunction and arrogance, and we’re only beginning to see how dire the consequences will be.

SLUR: an insulting or disparaging remark or innuendo.

Can you believe this shit? It’s utterly counterproductive. I mean, I’ve been trying my best not to play told-you-so and to move on with fighting the real enemy, but here we are, Bernie-blaming on the Slot. Meanwhile, he’s busting his old ass trying to lead a movement to unfuck the last 6 months.

Bernie Bro (if I understand that slur correctly) here. I held my nose and voted for your shitty candidate. Not sure how her utter and abject failure is my fault.

Man, just think. This team is the Knicks away from having 4 years of Joakim at $72M and Derrick Rose at $20M/year! Think of the fire that could have been had those two stayed in the dumpster!

Yet I get a little excited when he comes in for Rondo...

Maybe Boozer. Definitely Boozer. But man, Niko is bad.

What we need is to come together and fix this DISASTER of a party! So here, help me clean up this vomit.

I was gonna say... I saw that 4th, and he looked like garbage. Nothing warms my cold, black heart quite like sad LeBron.

Typo would imply accidental, right? I think you meant, “actually printed”.

Takes to match the handle. Keep bringing ‘em, fresh and hot.

It seems to be working!

This. Better yet, get as many as you can, then make a show of ripping them to pieces on the spot. I have to imagine that others would join you, and eventually the ticket purveyor would have to decide whether to continue having his tickets destroyed or to close up shop.