Oh my god fuck you. That can’t be true, can it?

These Bears would get smoked by those on N Halsted.

Rex Grossman!

Yeah but... Why?

Can anyone explain this one?

Definitely needs to work on his Finnish.

I can shorten it further. “No.”

Tried to find a clip of Karen from Shameless peeing on her dad’s grave. No luck. Woulda been perfect.

Male pornstars don’t get fluffed as much as a soldier at the airport.

Sadly, this hasn’t always been the message for POC who just wanted to fuck right off...

Are the reasons not signing, or Bosa?

So true! The Thibs-era Bulls aren’t being dismantled, they’re just relocating. The next move (totally Knicksy, btw) is to bring back Carlos Boozer and the real MVP of the Thibabulls, the training staff. MSG will be a smoldering ruin of tendons and ligaments by December.

This trade makes total sense to me:

Looked like he really got ahold of it. Was it a dong?

BEST KINJA!

Better kinja.

Good kinja.

Yup. Sounds about right.

Nah, we were probably just down by 25.