That was amazing. Also, that lineup... Kirk, Bairstow, Tony Snell, McDermott, and Bobby Portis? God, I hate this team.

I don’t know, but I wish Nikola Mirotic would put his shirt back on.

I’d take Hellovabrova over Rose at this point. PER would back me up.

Derrick the player is just disappointing. Derrick the professional and face-of-the-franchise, $20M-a-year, former-MVP can go get fucked.

Yes. That’s absolutely correct.

That’s not exactly Atlas’s burden right there...

Hell yes. LeBron leaves in free agency; team moves to Baltimore in the middle of the night. As a Bulls fan, the Baltimore Cavaliers are a team I could get behind.

I’m pretty sure that’s the basketball ring, dork.

So dumb.

...and will be cruising at that altitude of way-the-fuck-above-your-team’s-heads for the next decade or so. So sit back and enjoy the flight.

Isn’t that basically what was going on in games 3 and 4? This isn’t sour grapes or anything, just an observation that those games were reffed like an 80's game. I think it’s absolutely true that that’s the only way to beat this team. Try to turn it into a game of rugby and hope the refs allow it.

And another serious question... Is Lue any better? Or is it just that he’s more comfortable with LeBron’s hand up his ass?

Oh man. And some stuffing?

SACKED! Dating Miss Universe as God Intended

It also could be galvanizing to the cause. Like, “Look at these dickheads who took our land, murdered and enslaved our people, and forced us to live in abject poverty. They think so little of us they named a sports team after a slur.” I mean, yeah, that last part is small potatoes, but it does serve as a good symbol…

I like your style.

If that’s his shooting form, I understand his emphasis on defense.

“The Rockets are uniquely mediocre and miserable.”

This is stupid and hideous and I can’t wait.

Anyone But ‘Bron - 2016