We’d laugh and ask you what shitty QB you’re planning to take #2 in this year’s draft, homer.

I’m so sorry you had to watch all that shitty, joyless basketball. You know how the Dubs move the ball, exert maximum effort on d, and generally look like they’re just loving playing the game together? These guys are the exact opposite. They make it look like they hate the game of basketball, hate each other, and…

Pau is pictured on the Wikipedia article for empty stats. Dude’s pick and roll “defense” was nonexistent. It mostly consisted of making the ballhandler look like Steph Curry, then throwing his hands up and looking like he just smelled a fart.

Seriously. This is bullshit. This time of year is hard enough for Illini fans without this crap being dredged up.

Because fuck these people, that’s why. It’s never, ever been about them. Hillary’s entire being is about Hillary’s political aspirations.

Duke’s Out of the Tourney is my favorite day of the year. Good Friday? GREAT Friday!

Yeah... As always, fuck the NFL so, so much.

...and age.

Holy crap, that’s an ugly shot.

MmmmmmmBURRRRRP!!!

Hahaha, that would be incredible. I think he’d fuck shit up, though. Aren’t they so good because they don’t have a ball-stopper like KD?

I went to two (too many) Bears games this year. At halftime of the first, they had a Jr. Tackle vs. Mascot football game. Full contact! And the mascots were not messing around! I’m talking, like pursuit to the sidelines and CLOBBERED, and another where a mascot took a handoff up the middle and STRAIGHT TRUCKED some…

Ooh. Along that line, here comes mine. It may be more of a paranoid delusion, but whatever, here goes: Donald Trump will bring about a new American Civil War. Hear me out...

Because the powers that be hate a socialist. Always. Not saying he was really real, I tend to believe he was fictional as well, but his love-thy-neighbor shit just ain’t the way the establishment rolls.

Hey! That’s.... damn it.

Ha! I don’t doubt the minutes, but watching LeBron lately, I’m confident he’d adjust his energy level accordingly. He may be on the court for 42 minutes, but you’re getting exactly 4 drives, 6 backdowns, one fast break dunk, and a rundown block per game. The balance of the time, he’s just going to pitch it around the…

Oh my god, I didn’t even think about them getting Thibs. As a Bulls fan, that would be the biggest kick in the groin. Although, thinking about it, there’s no way LeBron would let them hire a hardass like Thibs to run the show.

So, are they making him work while they’re closed? Cuz that’s fucked up. Now, if they’re just burning him, saying not working will be like his normal day, that’s just hilarious.

San Diego’s defense. Lol.

A perfect gift for the Freedom-Loving Patriot (tm) in your life!