Having had morphine (so nice!) they do not give you that crap unless you’ve already been in mad pain.

Anna! You got hit by a bus? Gasp!

Well, you already have the right and left swipe down, which should make your gym battles easier.

QILFs, but close :-)

only the finest queens:

you might have a better chance on grindr

“Nobody under the age of 18 could possibly know anything about Elvis! This copy protection is perfect!”

And if you can trademark Rio surely it belongs to Duran Duran.

Silly question: How is one able to actually trademark “Rio?”

Softporn Adventure from 1981 for the Apple ][ was the original basis for LSL.

We installed this on the pcs of my hs computer lab. Our instructor was too busy with the business club store (selling snacks and pizza) to notice.

LSL is the best

Ken sent me!

My Dad had that one. I played it when they weren’t around.

I played sooo much Apple II strip poker. I think I won maybe once.

Correct Scottish.

Rofl, did you make an account dedicated to yourself as a superhero who tells people to shut the fuck up? That’s sort of awesome, in a “you have way too much time on your hands” sort of way. You should spend like 5000 hours making a giant minecraft calculator that, no matter what gets input, says “shut the fuck up” and…

Drake sucks and OK Go sucks. Shut the fuck up.

I’ll just consider that an antitheft feature. then.