Lactose Intolerant Guy here...my family and friends thank God that almondmilk is a thing. Because....it was ROUGH for a couple of months while I was trying to figure out what milk was doing to my body.

So I am guessing that the Metro trains are not electric like Chicago’s El? Because I really don’t want to be wading through water that is hiding a third rail that carries 600 volts at 600 amps.

I get the people going up the stairs to get out, but who the hell would be going down?

I just like that they have this suped up brodozer with so much utility and so much space, but they couldn't fit the cooler inside??

They were pulled over for a cracked windshield.

you sound like a lot of fun!

White privilege

Not to mention each and every one has the kind of face you want to slap with a backhand.

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No, that’s large boobs that are in Texas.

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?

I’d argue it does the exact opposite. Saying it’s “like magic” emphasizes the magnitude of the technological leap—if I invented this, I’d be quite flattered.

Maybe he went to Stanford?

22 life year sentences but could be out in 25 years.

The supreme irony here is that Brazil had a 5,000 seat velodrome that was built in 2007. It was plenty good enough to host world class racing. But the not even decade old Barra velodrome was demolished in the run-up to the 2016 Olympics to make way for...the Olympic velodrome.

But at least keep making weirdass mascots.

Why the fuck does he need a bar of soap and a small thing of deodorant? How much deodorant does Ludacris use a day? I think there needs to be an investigation into this.

I wanna hang out backstage and light batteries on fire with Ludacris

Ban gay porn you say!? Hear, hear! Let me just review all 3 trillion porn sites so we can get the URLs for the website blocker.