But Uber is a technology company that just facilitates independent car owners to create new opportunities for themselves. Why burden Uber and Lyft with anti-business regulations when in fact these are independent contractors that should be protected from government persecution, and other BS and whatnot.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

but god? He prob would have done that. Old testament god is a total dick

Funny thing is, leaving is absolutely the opposite of what Jesus would have done.

All chaps are assless, otherwise they are just pants.

I’m trying so hard to think of what her “initiatives” would be as a first lady and can’t even come up with anything stupid but plausible enough.

might volunteer at BMO Vancouver this weekend thanks to this comment.

Fuck the Olympics.

Same. My wife was wondering why i was watching an Irish collegiate women’s 4x400 relay. And then I found myself explaining that. And it was all worth it.

Watched the whole thing, wondering who might be in the depths of hell, and found out it was none of the people I was expecting.

Why was the anchor for the yellow team the anchor for the yellow team?

Dude drives a modified Hummer with an air horn and chants USA, he doesn’t give a fuck.

You attend some shitty parties.

This was a networking party meant to promote socializing on Microsoft’s dime. Any kind of sexualized dancers makes zero sense.

his 14-year-old son, Drake

he thought people would think calvin harris was a black guy

I think the most hilarious thing I found after checking Wikipedia is that they named a SWIMMING CENTER in Australia after the PM who drowned. That’s great.

Beach - check....Surfing - check....rappelling - check. Did Washington DC get moved to California when I wasn't looking?! Great weather for all that crap....

I actually learned something quite useful from this letter, and I think some of you would agree:

If you’re a grown man, and you concern yourself with buying garments that have been worn by grown men who are not you, then you are a huge fucking nerd and you deserve whatever garbage you get tricked into buying.