Dear NASCAR:

Don't worry, that figure will be appealed and knocked down a couple a numbers.

I’ve been told that at boarding schools (at least in the mid 90s when the people who told me were there) it was considered, er, de rigeur for girls to get together in groups of four or five in a junior or senior girl’s room and watch gay porn on mute after hours. It just sounds so gruesomely joyless and mechanistic…

“...I was just a tired Mom in an Uber with my drapey cardigan tied around my waist...”

For some reason, I find the cardigan detail the most obnoxious aspect of this saga.

That is a sandwich. I think I see the point you’re trying to make, and it’s a valid one, so we can add a horizontal vs vertical corollary: a food item is only a sandwich if the layers are arranged vertically. The bread must be the roof and/or floor of the food item, not the walls.

“A lot of the initial reaction to Burger King’s big announcement was feigned disgust...”

Thanks. I pretty much considered it all worth it when I ranked Slim Jim flavors a few years ago, all just icing on the cake now

Jez really needs some legal advisors. The generalizations and misinterpretations for the sake of drama/outrage generation tend to undermine their arguments. I mean, the court isn’t exactly dry-washing its hands with evil glee while they kick back a few with Dr. Luke and Sony’s legal team and drown kittens in a sack.

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s…

Speaking of Venezuela, is anyone else seeing their conservative relatives constantly post on Facebook about the chaos going on there and saying that’s exactly what America will be like if SOCIALIST BERNIE SANDERS gets elected president?

But Rendard, my friend, you must agree that this post is ridiculous. What would be the legal basis to grant Kesha a temporary injunction if Sony is allowing her to record with other producers? The judge isn’t going to wave her hand and absolve her of her contractual obligations just cause. This whole post pisses me…

Yup. If it were an adjudicated fact that he’d abused her, we’re probably having a different conversation, but as it stands an otherwise valid contract can’t be dissolved by one party’s allegation. NB I have no reason to, and do not, disbelieve Kesha’s story, but sometimes the law drives a runaway train to Stupidville…

Captain Throwrug needs to man the fuck up like five years ago. This is why God invented masturbation, so you can avoid these awful decisions.

Yea that’s a good point. They could have said it was a new type of radar pod or camera.

It looks remarkably awesome with nose art. Or is it jaw art when it’s on that massive lower intake?

it isnt for the american populace as a whole, but to keep enemy eyes off the program

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

How is a Teen Mom an accurate source here!?!?

I believe my volcano base has room for one of these.