Holy shit, the WWE Performance Center near Orlando, Florida may be the most Florida place in Florida.

I caught a momentary glimpse of our future together and it was ... highly erotic. But I’m logging off now to go home, so this will (unfortunately) have to be reconvened at another time. And somewhere other than Jezebel, ideally, because these ladies cannot handle the kinds of things I need to say to you.

I just got chills.

What else did you wonder?

I was wondering when I’d hear from you again.

Virgin Means Anal?

I’m so relieved. I thought this was going to be a post on anal sex cuddle parties for high school students.

I think if I saw these signs I would turn around and take my daughter straight home to a commuter school.

+1 on the Yeungling. Tasty, refreshing and also around $7 for a sixer

One source says “George is a typical little boy who loves running around, getting dirty and playing with his digger truck.”

Oy vey.

I don’t think the description is correct, unless there is another part to the bar area. I have been there, and there is a picture below, you’d have to make an effort to get over the edge. The wall may only be 4 feet, but there is foliage you’d need to get through in order to get to the barrier.

“Stop calling me loser/dummy/weirdo/idiot and show me some goddamn respect or I will put soap in your mouth!!”

Plus, only a relatively small people in NYC will ever see a Yankees or Mets game at the stadiums and there are probably millions of people who just don’t give a shit about either of them.

Nope. Watch the piece. At least some teams get all the revenue from the stadium, including non-sports events, and the city just owns the land and gets lease payments, but also has opportunity costs from taking valuable developable land and handing it over - often on sweetheart terms - to team owners.

Hands at 10 and 2 and DO NOT refuse to blow (the breathalyzer or the cop)

I know we are not supposed to judge a book by its cover but Fowley always looked like a rapist to me.

They have lots of experience being sued. I believe they understand how to craft a story to avoid/win lawsuits

It doesn’t say she decided to take the test. It says she has undergone a DNA test. Perhaps someone swiped some of her DNA and ran a surreptitious test? I believe the NE folks choose their words very carefully.

At least all the black people at NASCAR events will now feel welcomed and comfortable.