Juliette Lewis and Rob Schneider? I’m in. The Trump endorsement is just a bonus.

Her point is that even though she didn’t want to get pregnant just yet, she meant to get pregnant eventually, so this baby was planned for in the broadest of senses.

Don Lemon is the Shingy of cable news.

Disagree. Apple is obviously not forcing any artist to give away their music for free, but most don’t want to be left out of the Apple service. Taylor Swift can afford to buck Apple, that’s fine for her. Every artist must decide whether they more value the exposure they will get from participating with Apple or…

portrays women who are taller than men as threats and ineligible for romantic relationships

C’mon black people. If the CEOs who talk to Nikki Haley on the phone don’t have a problem with this type of racism, why should you?

I’m doing my part

Watch out for the pubic hairs caught in the throat though. They take a while to work their way out.

It doesn’t matter how much or little pubic hair a person has, as long as it is clean.

New and Improved Triple Douche!

Or McCarran

I hope they are prepared for the influx of male applicants pretending to be female to get into Barnard.

You’re chasing the dragon by agonizing over 125 or whatever. Fuck those skinny bitches, I’ll take a curvy/hourglass/voluptuous/zaftig woman anyday.

How do you not look at photos like this and hit rock bottom and decide to make some changes in your life?

Doesn’t it say she got out of a car before jumping? Was she driving the car (at 13 yrs old)? If not, do we know who drove her to the bridge?

Sounds to me like the guy who does the crossfit, marathons and the death race should really be up for the Perseverance category, not Courage. But what do I know. I still don’t know the difference between Record of the Year and Album of the Year.

North Korea and Al Qaeda, working together

Ladies, man here. Happy to give anyone a tour of the vaj on request. I’m something of an expert, although I haven’t gone pro yet.

Have fun in jail, kid.

Umm, so where is the pic of Mrs. Taylor?