C’mon black people. If the CEOs who talk to Nikki Haley on the phone don’t have a problem with this type of racism, why should you?

I’m doing my part

Watch out for the pubic hairs caught in the throat though. They take a while to work their way out.

It doesn’t matter how much or little pubic hair a person has, as long as it is clean.

New and Improved Triple Douche!

Or McCarran

I hope they are prepared for the influx of male applicants pretending to be female to get into Barnard.

You’re chasing the dragon by agonizing over 125 or whatever. Fuck those skinny bitches, I’ll take a curvy/hourglass/voluptuous/zaftig woman anyday.

How do you not look at photos like this and hit rock bottom and decide to make some changes in your life?

Doesn’t it say she got out of a car before jumping? Was she driving the car (at 13 yrs old)? If not, do we know who drove her to the bridge?

Sounds to me like the guy who does the crossfit, marathons and the death race should really be up for the Perseverance category, not Courage. But what do I know. I still don’t know the difference between Record of the Year and Album of the Year.

North Korea and Al Qaeda, working together

Ladies, man here. Happy to give anyone a tour of the vaj on request. I’m something of an expert, although I haven’t gone pro yet.

Have fun in jail, kid.

Umm, so where is the pic of Mrs. Taylor?

I’m pretty sure the Egyptians and Sudanese will eventually get around to destroying him.

$20 says he insists on being called Dr. West from now on.

If Brady didn’t think deflated balls were better, he wouldn’t have gone to such lengths to deflate them. That’s really all that matters.