It’s a grift.

For what it’s worth, this man thinks the maxi dresses are often HOT

I’m currently wearing a bright blue skirt covered in goddamn sailboats.

What constitutes a “Southern” pencil?

If you’re going to have lower-paid employees cheating for you, it’s probably worth throwing them a few “thank yous” and shekels for their efforts. Just from a risk management perspective.

I hear that the leader of NY’s State Senate has a ne’er-do-well son.

And Vogue thinks this is not embarrassing?

Well, Gella dear, there is only one way to find out. We should meet up later. Unless you’re a slut. I don’t go out with sluts. Are you a slut? Becky said you were a slut but I didn’t believe that you’d do something like that but I wanted to make sure before I defended you.

The one situation in which “trickle down” seems to have been proven to be effective.

The big winner of this fight is clearly Suge Knight.

Don’t forget cable companies.

Dude will make $200M for this fight on top of the $100M he made last year, etc. If you are waiting for him to become destitute as some form of justice, I’m afraid you are likely to be disappointed, at least for the next 10-20 years.

Seriously? I thought those plates were awful, especially coming on the heels of this classic look.

Doesn’t seem to bother this guy, whose dad bought his way into Harvard and someone even wrote a book about it!

Oh hell yes. I’m there if you are La.

No man with a functioning penis would put a knife down his pants like that.

Again, any day that ends in a “Y” is appropriate for that

Lakes and oceans are both disgusting. But the creatures that live in them are often delicious. I try to stay away from the filters though.

Disagree. In the 1980s, Shaggy left the hippie life behind, became a yuppie and made a fortune on Wall Street, and now votes solidly Republican while complaining about his taxes and the lack of family values in today’s youth.