Don’t Drink the Water

Oh, I’ll go out on a limb and say that’s probably one of the least awful things about this (alleged) human

Scott Eastwood definitely is opposed to bogus materialistic shit, corporatism and stuff

Fuck Sophia, Princess Amber is where it’s at.

I know Hiltzik is considered the top of the PR game, but Men’s Fitness and New York? Those magazines, big with homosexual men and east coast liberals, respectively, hardly seem like the NFL’s target demographic.

The only pile is on that white toast

Mmmm. Is that chopped liver? Just like mama used to make.

Crazy people never think they are crazy. It’s always everyone else.

Around my office, they are always having events for women, who outnumber the men. Women only drinks after work, women only excursions, etc. But nothing for the men and we are not allowed to join the women.

Grown (alleged) adults actually do this stuff? To kids? And think it is funny? It is not. These people are assholes.

You don't mess with the Zlatan

That's why when you're high, it's really not a good time to drive, study for a test, or play sports that require coordination, like tennis or baseball.

The Uncanny Valley

Maybe at The Men's Wearhouse.

Give it up dude. It's a non-issue. There are so many awful things about this guy, focusing on the place of his birth reflects misplaced priorities.

Glory came out in 1989, I believe, putting the profile you cited in the 1990s, if my math is correct.

Imagine that. Russia threatens to nuke Denmark in an attempt to convince Denmark not to be part of the defense against Russian nukes. Must be some form of reverse psychology.

walking down Canal Street, knocking on every door

Also, he may have been aware of the Subway's lawsuit re: their footlong being only 11 inches or so. But in fairness, anything over the 9.5 inches should get the Gentleman's Foot.

Do that and you will hear from this man's lawyer. And you'd better recognize; he is Hard As a Muthafucka but all kosher