Teachers who didn't want them in the class for another year

Corned beef is not a finished product. It is an incomplete pastrami.

Same

Agreed. But Travolta seems to be turning into some hybrid live action-animation like Robbie Rotten.

How much will it cost to see Kristen's bits, because she made my penis move a little.

It means she is cracking under the pressure and thinking about jumping headfirst down that Canyon of Misinterpreted whatever.

"Sheeet, I just fucked my cousin and y'all gave me shit. This dude is a sister fucker!"

I also try not to judge people who I know nothing about.

Although I did take the time to explain to the 10 yr old that "Uptown, funk you up" is a play on "fuck you up" because that seemed like a worthwhile piece of info to a 10 yr old who gets a great look on her face when she hears her dad use a bad word.

You did fine.

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic in response to my sarcasm, but that sandwich was the most insulting piece of shit a vegetarian has ever been served, and feeds into every stereotype of middle American food I can think of. White bread, mayo, shitty veggies, processed cheese-like substance and sprouts (?). Fuck…

I didn't feel the need to give my 7 and 10 yr old daughters a history lesson, which probably would have had them rolling their eyes. The fact that we can all sing along to Uptown Funk, rather than my ears being tortured by whatever other pop nonsense they are addicted to, is reason enough to love Bruno Mars.

I have said it before here. I was in STL on business and was served a lunch made up only of meat sandwiches. When I told them I was vegetarian, they special ordered me the most delicious wilted tomato, cucumber, sprouts and american cheese with mayo on white bread. Saint Louis cuisine rocks!

allegedly because the white gloves provided to protect the customers' hands were being kept as souvenirs.

It is cut in squares, not wedges. This better supports the toppings, and is known as a "tavern cut."

Huh, I always learned that Peter Minuit bought Manhattan Island from the savages.

It's not dislike or fear, it's simply an attempt to reconcile an antiquated but sincerely held set of beliefs that says homosexuality is a sin, with a desire to be loving and care about the individual person.

Not until they learn to use their hands more effectively than a human with no hands. This is an impressive bear, but shows just how far they still have to go.