Lol. None of these people are going to Mars. None of them are heroes (unless they did something else heroic). If anything, they are seriously delusional.

Depends on the language of the ToS and Faker's contract with Azubu, but possibly. Although fraud requires scienter, or knowledge that something was fraudulent. If Faker thought he was entering into a legit contract for something he owned, then he likely can't be found guilty of fraud. I must admit though, I am basing…

It is far from obvious. The issue is not whether Faker or Azubu are hurt in any way, rather if they have a legally protectable interest in anything that is being violated. As I understand it, neither Faker nor Azubu have an exclusive right to the live-stream. Therefore, neither can grant to anyone else something that…

A little bit of green, a bit of the blue stuff, and some yellow on the side.

Sharks get equity, upside. Kickstart donors get baubles, if they are lucky. Agreed that both Sharks and Donors should be investing in solid companies, but Kevin O'Leary is looking for a licensing deal, not necessarily a company that can deliver a finished product.

There is no money, otherwise the company wouldn't need to ask for $30 from each donor. Suing the company would be useless, only ensuring you'd never see your controller. But the company has handled this horribly and really should find some way to make it up to the donors, even if it is a promise for the future. I…

He has been fattening up to more closely resemble his grandfather

What a terrible fucking contract. If the quoted language is correct, "incarceration," not "conviction of a felony." Incarceration can be defined as an jailing or imprisonment. Including the kind that comes before you have been even charged with a crime. "Suspension by the team?" This was always a huge loophole for…

Yep, the statement from State Media reads exactly as you would expect it to, minus a few "glorious" references perhaps. Although we did get "splendid" and "magnificent."

One can only imagine what those notebooks contain. Comic gold, I'm sure

"How much longer till he leaves?"

As a matter of fact, he is a standup, guy.

That's how you know he is a real doctor

Somebody called for doctor, yes?

It also fucks with men's expectations of what a real woman actually is

Holy shit, I never even heard of that one before. What is it in? What happens to me if I eat it? I think I just fed some to my baby and he turned Latino. What's going on here?

There is too much to comment on here. My head is starting to explode.

Yep, totally the Middletons that did it. Should have stuck with the Uppertons only.

Camilla: Charles dahling, do you detect the scent of flatulence on my finger? I just put my hand down me bum and it smells a bit odder than usual.

No, you weren't unclear. And I don't expect them to say they will miss him (although Papa Bear stood up for Brian Williams), but I disagree with your premise. Jon Stewart was good for business for Fox News. They need these made up "beefs" just like the WWE and hip hop. It sells tickets and moves merch.