Is that really the issue here? Whether the dolphin consented? We keep dolphins in cages for our amusement, we torture and eat chickens and cows and pigs, force animals to breed and then pump them full of drugs so they grow faster so we can kill them sooner and cheaper and we cut open the brains of our closest living…

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If you think any of them, besides maybe Huck, is a true believer, then you will never truly understand the cravenness that is Fox News. They sell to the True Believers but they themselves are not. Think of them as Revivalist Preachers, bringing false hope and lies to the faithful while lining their pockets with the…

It really couldn't be easier. My sister-in-law made $3,500 working from home last week using this method. Think how much @DiGiornio she could buy with that scratch!

Here's how it works. It's science. Just send me $10 and in 4-6 weeks the Commissions will come rolling in, like a roll of soft Charmin.

Nope. Everyone needs a foil. These folks (faux?) are entertainers and they know Stewart and Colbert were good for business for them too.

Needs Chipotloway

He also says he'd let his son play football, but would urge him to be aware of his health and not try to play his way through concussions.

Find a time machine back to last century when this disease was actually eradicated.

When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

So I'm not a car guy, but I love to read some of these Jalopnik posts. I also am currently a one-car family - the wife commutes by car, I use public transport - and looking for something for me to drive. I don't want to spend too much, because the car will be parked 90% of the time. I'd like something a bit different…

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No, statements attributed to Lee. We only get her words through her attorney, not from her. From the NY Times article:

And not to be that guy, but it should have been dispersing

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

I rarely laugh out loud from reading something, but did several times on these. Lowbrow? So be it. It's comforting to know that others suffer similarly.

And they are extremely fast on their feet, like improv actors (which of course, they are), thinking and speaking for multiple characters at once. Very impressive.

Tangential point: thank you for referring to this scandal with the appellation "-ghazi" rather than the awful and outdated "-gate". I think after 40 yrs we can retire "gate," no?

I was thinking about that. You are correct, that is one scenario under which someone is done good by bringing that warden vest home.