Someone send the man a fucking tie clip, already. You’d think that someone with the billions of dollars and style and class he claims to have, he’d own a damn tie clip.

FUUUUUUCK THAT GUY

Sorry we do not agree in outlook. Thank you for what little time you devoted to my piece anyway.

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

Prosperity Gospel assholes are the worst. The. Worst.

I’m beginning to think that some of Trump’s nominees might not be good people.

Hint: [***SOUND OF A MAN LICKING ANOTHER MAN’S SHOES FOR AN HOUR***]

USA USA USA

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Never stop never stopping.

Every time there is an opportunity to lay bare his incompetence and fundamental indecency, and to point out the behavior rendering him unsuitable for public office, I will do it.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

Then I’ll be tried and convicted for assault because this is Trump’s America.

First man that grabs my pussy will hAve to seek medical attention in order to retrieve his balls from his throat, which is where their final resting place will be from me kicking them so hard.

This. I can’t explain why the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief is a good thing if things like, oh, “improved life expectancy in developing countries”, “fewer orphans” and “fewer babies born with HIV” don’t sway you.

People keep asking me why these things bother me so much, and why we should keep doing things like send aid or provide healthcare, and it’s seriously like, “I literally cannot explain to you how not to be asshole. Because that’s what this is, your gross inability to care for other people.”

You know, it’s not the golden shower that bothered me that much, it was the detailed reports of literally every member of Trump’s inner circle meeting at one time or another with Russian intelligence officials.

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