doritomussolini
DoritoMussolini
doritomussolini

“I am a 59 year old...”

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

I live in one of the citys safer neighborhoods, and I dont walk my dog at night without constantly looking over my shoulder,

He made Dolan look bad in public. That’s all. The only person who Dolan likes making Dolan look bad is Dolan.

Gawker had nothing to do with the Knicks’ employment termination decision. Might want to chill on the race baiting.

While we’re making unsolicited requests: PLEASE go fuck yourself.

Eat all the dicks, please.

Everything is better on drugs, man.

Did not need you for this lesson.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

I agree. Episode 16 being titled “only Zuul” did kind of give away a big secret.

Forgive me for nitpicking, but it’s Jefferson, not Jeffrey, Beauregard Sessions. He has the two most Southern names ever right there.

/dying

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

“Violence against law enforcement officers”

I mean, I wish more people would pose these questions (why didn’t you cast a person of the race the original character is) to the producers/directors. Of course it’s good to have the conversation and get the point out there, but it’s not really up to the actors. Obviously, SJ could have turned down the project, and

The facts are that Obama kicked the operation back multiple times because he deemed it too risky and passed it on to the Trump administration with the recommendation that more intelligence be gathered. Trump gave it a first pass thumbs up, ignoring Obama’s recommend, and got a shit ton of people killed and handed

Charles Blow’s recent op-ed is so good. He is, hands down, my favorite journalist. Also, his Twitter is no holds barred.