Americans are suckers for hats and dumb slogans.

Man. White people are very angry to see anything negative written about the our Peep Haired, Baby-Handed, Twitter Obsessed, Orangutan-in-Chief.
 
Reading these precious snowflakes’ little diatribes brings joy to my heart in these dark (read: VERY white) times. This is my first experience with Schadenfreude.

However, the…

I’m surprised Dolan’s band didn’t play at Trumps inauguration, seeing how they have so many different characteristics in common.

It’s stuff like this that makes me sick to my stomach. I am hoping for a 2008 (Dem)/2010 (Tea Party) sweep in 2018/2020 for the Dems regarding the Senate and House so they gerrymander the shit out of districts and pass legislation. I would hope they would pass a law stating no lawmaker can vote on a confirmation for a…

Civil Asset Forfeiture is a legally sanctioned crime, which is perpetrated by law enforcement. It’s absurd to give these “agents of justice” the right to collect assets from citizens who have not been convicted- none the less charged- with a crime. Of course, they are allowed to steal from citizens because they…

Betsy “DeVoid of any Rational Thinking” DeVos is now 10th in line of succession for the Presidency of the US, is in charge of making sure our nation’s children learn that the Earth is 6,000 years old, and that cavemen lived with Dinosaurs. What the actual fuck.

EDIT: Thank you Mike Pence. It’s a miracle to see you can…

While I do suspect something is wrong with 45's health physical, at minimum his mental health, I also subscribe to the notion that he is simply a liar, charlatan, and a demagogue.

The reason you are searching for is- The GOP cheats. Gerrymandering districts like this one in Illinois are the clear cut evidence for how they cheat. Also unprecedented levels of obstruction, flooding the political process with insane amounts of money, political cronyism (I’M LOOKING AT YOU BETSY DEVOS), and having…

‘This will be the last time you surf for eight years.’ For the next eight years he didn’t have the chance to surf, enjoy watersports or do many of the things he loved.”

Hey guys! Common ground with our current president! Of course 45 only enjoys his golden adventures in Russian Hotels with the BEST prostitutes in the…

STOP DISREPECTING THE PRESIDENT! I...I mean he, is doing a tremendous job. Look at all the GREAT things I...I mean he, has done. I HE had a terrific win with the erectoral collage, and if the there went so many illegals and dead people voting, I..I mean HE, would’ve won easily by a 100,000,000 votes. WE’RE MAKING…

And honestly, having you period should be illegal too. I mean first, its totally gross (amirite guys?!?) and think of all the precious unborn babies we could have crawling around if you ladies didn’t selfishly collect the precious potential life in your so called “Diva Cups.” Its a damn shame. Thank the good lord we…

THIS IS RIDICULOUS! A woman should not have to get permission from the father of her child, if she wants an abortion. She should have to write an essay to the state assembly and legislature asking for their permission. They schedule a hearing where she has to bring HER father, where they ask her how many times she’s…

“This attack on our beautiful soil is totally the fault of ‘so called judges’ liberals, gays, blacks, the fake media, Hillary voters, and ALL MOOSELAMBS. I am using the power of the wonderful federal government to order all non-trump voters/fake press/weak republicans/brown people to be held in internment camps. They…

“Those Yeminenses who were killed, were actually trying to come to the US. The ban worked. We had to kill them or they would have come here ILLEGALLY. And if you look at the facts, and not FAKE NEWS, you would see I’m not a misogynist. I had just as many women and children killed as men. EQUAL RIGHTS! AMERICA FIRST!”

I loved this film. It could use about 12 more minutes in its run time to flesh out the supporting characters more though. I would argue that Batman is the real comedic relief in the movie, as his know-it-all, skeptical attitude towards magic is shot to pieces as he goes through all sorts of crazy magical shit -pun…

Fuck off. Go enlist. Ask to be on the front line. Go die in some abandoned Chinese city. “Patriots” like you think the only thing that makes this country great is how many totally sweet bombs we can drop on people who live halfway around the world. Our significant financial leverage?! We owe $1.6 trillion to the…

Fresh faced, like a cross between Uday Hussein and Patrick Bateman.

“We have the best killers. Did you see the Expendables? Our guys are great. Have you seen Chicago? Excellent killers there. Our police? These guys kill at the drop of a hat. Russia though, I mean, Putin is great! Great leader, he’s got the killer instinct. He’s like that animal I always called Ted Cruz...What’s that…

I’ve never been a “fan” of TO but its ludicrous to say he isn’t worthy of the HOF. Bad Teammate? I’m sure alleged murderer Ray Lewis, alleged rapist Ben Roethlisberger, and definite murderer OJ Simpson will never be in the hall, or will be removed from the hall because they are not good teammates/cut off their ex-wives…