Facing a 2020 lineup that apparently also includes fucking Mario Cuomo,

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

It’s stress, too. For the first time in his life, he’s being held accountable for the crap he says and does.

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

Reminds me of that time at work when I got fired for calling my co-worker a dirty fucking whore. When she complained, my boss had me thrown out the door. I tried to explain as the door slammed shut. “But my wife...”

PEEOTUS

*Watersportsgate

Christ. The golden shower is relatively tame compared to the seriousness of the allegations in the report.

As much as I hate Trump, journalists and intelligence agents were correct in holding back on details they couldn’t confirm. The problem is that Comey didn’t take the same approach to Huma Abedin’s fucking laptop.

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

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I don’t know about angry thoughts, but more like “Meh...” thoughts—how is it that non-Republicans can’t unite without somehow fucking shit up? Women for Trump—he wouldn’t touch them with a 2 inch baby carrot dick (or respect them!) but they for damn sure are for him!

#allpoetrysucks