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There is not a single school, workplace, athletic team, private club, any organization really, in the country that doesn’t make and enforce it’s own rules entirely outside the legal system.

*reads entire well-written article*

We basically will have a double agent in the White House beginning on January 20th.

So why again did they have this meeting? Can we please stop feeding his insatiable ego? Every time he meets with someone like this, being a narcissistic shitheel, he always assumes it is a tacit endorsement.

Your dreamworld friends don’t believe that Vincente Fox was actually elected president of Mexico?

I may not agree with Vicente Fox on everything politically, but I got to see him speak in June and he had a lot of great things to say about treating our international neighbors with humanity and not demonizing other human beings for political gain. While these seem like basic things to do as a decent human being,

for some reason I’m really enjoying that he spelled it ‘fucken.’

Can we also talk about how today he also met with the leaders of the Alphabet Agencies, some of the most powerful and historically pro-GOP Intelligence groups in the world, and basically claimed they were wrong about Putin and Russia’s involvement despite them then releasing a report which states plain as day that

I heard something once about how Ted Kennedy’s staff answered the many, many angry calls they’d get regarding his position on gun control. Something to the effect of “As you may know, two of the Senator’s brothers were victims of gun violence.” Not sure if it’s true, but I imagine many a caller would have to think for

About twenty years ago, I was fetching menstrual pads from the drugstore, and the clerk quickly shoved them in a bag. They come in a bag. I didn’t need another. And so I said to her: That’s all right; I don’t need a bag.

Yeah, fuck this shit. As a young girl growing up in India, even with a progressive family, I received NO info about periods. I got my cues from equally misinformed peers and you can imagine what theories a bunch of scared 12 year olds came up with. When I got my period, despite their best intentions, my parents told

it turned out to be a payphone at a bar in Maine, and the guy was apparently a regular who’d get hammered every night and then call Senator Clinton’s office to rant violently at her.

Proper terminology please; “Auntie Flo is coming for a visit”. Also refer to your vagina as “down there”. We can’t cause trauma to these poor men.

So we’re all gonna call Toomey’s office to teach them what graphic descriptions of the menstrual cycle are like, right?

Having been an unpaid intern answering the phones at a Senator’s office before....

Or, maybe, Democrats are actually capable of being nuanced about things, and liked Wikileaks when it was publicly committing itself to being neutral and non-partisan. And then Assange was put under investigation for rape and his history of egotism and egomania came to light, and Wikileaks started leaking things like

This guy and Putin are playing Trump like a cheap violin.

Member when Assange prolonged the publishing of hacked DNC e-mails to keep the story in the news cycle as long as possible?

Can the Equadorian Embassy leak Assange into the hands of Swedes so that he can face rape charges?

Of cooooourse leaks are “bad” when they don’t benefit the person you’re trying to help by leaking shit.