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4 Years of Dennis Miller.

...it’s just what he believes. He’s entitled to that.

“Why do we need Ambassadors. I mean they’re great guys, the best, but when I let everyone know about everything via Twitter using the best words, you know they’re tremendous words, what’s the need for them.

At least John McCain was capable of showing a shred of decency with regards to his political opponent. Trump’s version was just going back on a batfuck crazy promise to jail his rival.

I mean, presumably the cable read: “On January 21st, all ambassadors will be formally recalled. Make plans accordingly.”

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

He’s always had a soft spot for the bills.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

They clearly have to save the baby from the evil slut that wants to murder it, preferably with her own murder-slut hands because she loves murder so much. Duh.

“This is my belief: there are two viable beings involved,” he said. “One had a choice early on to make a decision to conceive or not.

Nah. I’m a woman and a graphic designer, and I’ve made this exact error before (granted, I was just working with icons that were easily switched out, thankfully, instead of a full-blown illustration like this, which is a lot harder to change). You can easily lose all perspective when you work closely on something like

Thank you for covering this - my exact take was “any women in that editorial meeting, lads?

I tell the two symbols apart with a mnemonic device that associates the arrow pointing up with an erect penis. I know I’m not the only one who does this, at least I hope not.

I’m not sure why it would upset Cowboys fans to hear that their relatively inexpensive offensive line has made it possible for them to elevate the play of two rookies on dirt cheap contracts with the potential to make them a great team for the next 5-10 years.

Wasn’t Dak picked like 144th? Seems like anyone who “wanted” him could have had him....

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

Tell me where he wanted Dak Prescott...

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!