Prachi, if I could parse down this article into four words, it would be- This is not normal.

Brown v Board of Domestic Abuse: Dawn of Just Holding Down, Not Actually Hitting, I Swear.

If we’re going back to high school for credibility and temperament tests, we should have been clued in on the club Trump started at his prep school.

I think it was called the Kool Kids Klub. The bylaws said, “You bring your own ghost costume, we’ll provide a giant letter “T” for members to start a bonfire made of…

What is with these White Supremacists and quoting Bane from the Dark Knight Rises? Trump paraphrasing the speech at the football stadium in his inaugural address, this asshole saying “the fire rises,” like Bane did before crashing the plane. I may lose it if I hear Sean Spicey Facts asking journalists, “Why so…

I love this. So much. Thank you again James. Articles like this, and Morning Spoilers, are what I need as a palate cleanser after reading 50 depressing stories about how this country is so clearly fucked.

“He’s the hero Gizmodo deserves, but not the one it needs right now (Evan). So we hunt him. Because he can take it.…

On the bright side, you won’t struggle to park you car when the entirety of the western hemisphere is leveled into a parking lot thanks to Russian/Chinese/North Korean atomic fire.

They are trying to create a buffer zone (as has already been said) but also trying to expand in order to obtain access to warm water ports. They have a great advantage in icebreakers which can clear paths in the Arctic but they have a dearth of ports not made of ice and polar bear shit.

Trump: “Tell Freddy I LOVE the cotton gin. AND peanut butter. He’s so great. I loved it when he played second base for the Dodgers. Did you know he’s a black? Look, I have a bust of him in my office. O’Bummer left it here.”

Steve Bannon looks like the Fifth Horseman of the apocalypse- “Nationalism”
He rides a white horse, with a burning cross in his hands.
And the horse has Pepe’s head.

I believe the Statue of Liberty has a poem with the words

Devos DoE will mandate all school days follow this strict schedule:

7:20am- Morning Prayer and Patriotic Devotion (Chanting MAGA in a circle while weeping, as a cross burns)
9:15- Creationism and the unscientific method (Adam and Eve, not Steve)
10:30 - Alt-History (How Jefferson Davis was a true Patriot)
12:30 - Foreign…

I literally laughed out loud when I read this. These spineless cowards already forgot about the last 8 years where they used the filibuster at unprecedented levels, threatened to and did shut down the government, and presided over three of the least productive congresses in our country’s (soon to be ending) history.

*ba…

I really hope, if 45 cuts funding to sanctuary cities like New York, these locales stop providing police protection to 45's family, and 45 when he visits. He’s worth “$10,000,000,000" so he can afford his own security. Regardless of what the laws or presidential norms are, this administration doesn’t give a fuck about…

A pastor...who does not practice what he preaches...oh my stars..
*begins fanning self*

BRAVO SIR, BRAVO

*standing ovation*
**flood of roses on stage**

cut to Jeff Fisher in his janitor uniform, sweeping the stage of the opera house after the audience left, muttering to himself, “I still don’t get it.”

But it’ll definitely be a white male of a certain age right? We need to protect the rights of the disenfranchised! White, Christian, Conservative Men need to be protected and MUST have a voice in our government and Supreme Court!

**TROLL ALERT**

If only Trump’s ancestors were on the Titanic...

Two words that make this administration’s skin crawl. “African” and “Union”

New immigration slogan- “If your people’s skin is brown, we are shutting immigration down. If you gave the Dorito money, welcome to the land of milk and honey.”