Fuck this guy. I was about to write a thousand word diatribe about how un-American all this is, but three words sum it up best. FUCK.THIS.GUY.

100% sarcasm. I do not support the Watersport Loving Sunburnt Scotch-German Sphincter-in-Chief with a Reverse Raccoon Mask for a Face.

I bet all those white women who voted Trump and hissed at Albright’s comment about women who don’t for other women having a special place in hell are surprised to find the center of hell is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Someone get them a glass of iced Flint water.

Just because they don’t have any non-white members, does mean they won’t let in POC. They must have a servant’s entrance.

The scientific method, the field of statistics, anthropology, FACTS, are all soooooo 2016. 2017 is all about FEELINGS (not your feelings LIBTARDS /s).

Wrong, you and your media elite buddies are out of touch with the common people. Our beloved leader is a uniter. Look at how many people are massing across this great country. All because of his majesty, The Donald J. Trump. Look at all the signs, they all have TRUMP written on them. The New York Times is a “safe-space…

What’s the big deal? So 45 wants a list of Muslims in the country. I don’t see anything wrong with a list. Lists are great. Maybe he wants to send them a card for “Ramada” ? I think, (in my sweet, innocent, Christian, heart) our wonderful, large handed President, is trying to create a program for outreach. He wants…

Yup. Instead of Avocados costing $5 for 3, it’ll be $6 for the same amount. Get ready for a larger surcharge for Guac at Chipotle. More importantly, vehicles built in Mexico, important computer components we import, and refined petrol will also be subject to the tariff. So in addition to “paying” for the wall through…

This show is terrible. But I love it. It’s so insane and stupid, but you can’t take your eyes off it. If comic book shows were alcohol- Daredevil/Luke Cage/Jessica Jones would be a fine 18 year old scotch, sipped on and enjoyed over long sessions by the fireplace - Agents of Shield would be a Pina Colada at a…

“Your little nicknames aren’t funny. Maybe if you losers had been such total losers, you would be such losers. Everyone knows Mussolini was the most popular leader in Italy’s history. Sad.” -Dorito Mussolini

Yeah, because the country hasn’t changed much since 1787...Washington didn’t pay his property either.

How do you propose we fund there trade schools and loans? Maybe by taxing the rich more? You do realize as the system is currently designed, people who do not earn a living wage have to rely on government assistance to get by. As more tax dollars go to preventative measures which ensure the workforce is properly…

Fuck off. I’m great. /s

Dude is 34. How is he a millennial?