Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas.

Going to see a movie was so wrong she deserved to be beaten with rods, gang-raped, sodomized with a tire jack, and disemboweled, then dumped out onto the street and run over (they failed that part due to her friend, not because of any "mercy" they had).

This case has not failed to make me sick, hopeless, and full of rage for the past three years. It boggles the mind that anyone could, with all earnestness, that the victim was the bad person in this. The details remain the same but hurt with every repetition.

"About 20 per cent of girls are good." ...and the number is far lower for males, apparently. I hope he dies in prison.

"You can't clap with one hand – it takes two hands. A decent girl won't roam around at 9 o'clock at night. A girl is far more responsible for rape than a boy. Boy and girl are not equal. Housework and housekeeping is for girls, not roaming in discos and bars at night doing wrong things, wearing wrong clothes. About 20…

i wouldn't have lasted more then 2 response from the lady before stepping in to tell her to shut up, stand aside, whip out your fucking smartphone, and look up how pesto is made before opening your mouth again.

At 56, she got back up and kept going like a fucking pro. No mention of that? She was singing live and not lip syncing. No mention of that?

I've got to agree with C.A. here. I 1) don't drink, and 2) only started drinking coffee a year ago. I am also pretty sure I have never seen an Irish Coffee or heard anyone I know mention drinking them. And I STILL know that they have alcohol in them. If I know, anyone should know.

Canadian milk?

I can't tell you how glad I am that so many of you have spoken out against cross joint guy.

Yes? It is?

Jez is better than the NYT. We don't write trend explainers about fleek.

Mine were covered completely by my insurance. Just glad I don't live in one of those crazy states where it's illegal for my insurance to pay for the procedure. :P

I am inclined to believe the barista, since I was in the 'bux this morning and the customer in front of me did LITERALLY THAT. I'm kind of wondering if this story was from "my" Starbucks, but I think BCO goes up before I swing by there. But... yeah. This exact scenario played out in front of me this morning. I was…

My abortion was that easy breezy, and I live in a western, Republican - governed state. My partner and I decided that night, booked the next morning, and while we were young and not financially well off, we put half on his credit card and half on mine. When it was over it was over. That was over three years ago and we…

My abortion cost me $6! (I wasn't yet 26)

If Mimi-Rose has good health insurance (which, if she's less than 26, she could still be on her parent's plan), her abortion could have been super cheap. An abortion would cost me $20.

I can assure you, the customer in the story was the sort that assumed I was stupid, and so she over enunciated every word to make sure I wrote down her very detailed, very contradictory order exactly the way she wanted it. I shortened the conversation a bit; skinny was mentioned a few times.

Brace yourselves, everyone.

But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.