No, that award again goes to Patricia Arquette. Equality, y'all. It's more interesting than underwear.

I was in a car and the exact same thing happened. We almost hit a fire truck as we flew into the ditch that was there helping another accident. It was absolutely terrifying. Especially as the passenger who was watching my friend crank the fuck out of the wheel as soon as we hit the black ice. All I kept saying was…

I gotta tell ya, I think the level of vitriol directed toward the Kardashians says a tremendous amount about our society. I don't particularly care for them, which I've said time and time again. I think they're kinda tacky and boring.

Y'all.

Sure, Etsy is great for this! And just to let everyone else in MilliHelen land know the terms, buying from a shop that has the pattern pre-cut and then getting it custom cut and tweaked on demand is called "made to measure." If the outfit is made with a custom pattern that is created exclusively for you from…

HI HELLO THEY ARE GIRL SCOUT COOKIE CRUNCH BARS AKA THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO EITHER OF US.

HI HELLO WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE AND WHERE DO I GET THEM

That's fucking beautiful.

Sincerely proud rn to count you among my countrymen.

Obviously the ranking is a one-two of thin mints and trefoils. The rest of the cookies don't even belong on the same list.

Has someone contacted their ISP yet? And probably the NSA because this user is obviously an agent of ISIS.

The other day I was leaving from work and noticed the tell-tale green box of Thin Mints lying in the road. Then I saw a sleeve of the cookies scattered across the road, but I couldn't find the second sleeve. I slowed to a crawl and scoured the area, finally noticing the intact roll of deliciousness resting, apparently…

BANNED AND REPORTED

Just came here to make sure my 2 faves took the top 2 spots. Good job, Jez. As you were.

A ranking of GS cookies? You must be looking to be taken into the school yard and get scratched up!

i feel sorry for you and your lack of taste.

I'd switch #2 and #3 but yeah, you nailed it. Anyone who says Thin Mints should not be #1 is wrong and should be banned from commenting and Girl Scout Cookies.

Yeah? Well this is a garbage comment.

And here's Bertha as a fire demon.

Here's Samurai Jane with her naginata.