His ass suddenly lives in 1900. Yuuup. No internet, phone, or computer. No TV, either. No more social media accounts — as in deleted, not closed. Not allowed to use the internet at school, either — all that "research information" is in books. Won't sign off on a driver's license. Suddenly he needs to pay rent, and he…

It would be like To Catch a Predator, except it'd be To Catch a Chickenshit Troller. I would watch.

I'm not sure that's a fair assessment of what buttersideup was saying...

I think because typically as bodies age into their late 30s/40s the metabolism slows down, skin wrinkles and sags, musculature diminishes, etc., yet none of these things seem to be happening to JLo. Which is a testament to an extreme amount of hard work, genes, and $$$.

ikr every american is like ok...yeah sure that's...i mean it's there for that reason. help yourself.

lmao this made me laugh so much

IM STILL CRYING i dont know what to do with my hands this is all so kind and i am so awkward

I see you hit your goal. This is really lovely, and makes me think that the internet is a beautiful place full of good people.

I've been thinking about this all day. I lurked on Jez and gawker for a loooong time before I joined the conversation, so to speak, and this is just one of the reasons I'm so glad I finally did. This is such a wonderful, loving, supportive community in so many ways! Thank you so much for doing this and for giving us…

TAKE PICTURES!!!

...but did you guys talk about it? Surely, this could all have been avoided.

Wow...If we were at a bar, I would be going on and on about my current situation; wondering how my optimistic high-achiever feminist 21 year-old self turned into a bitter, sad 40-something housewife. Right now I am trying to draft an email turning down an very interesting position that is, alas, full-time. It has…

We live in a culture, in many cases, that still calls a father taking care of his children "babysitting" rather than "parenting." Couple do need to talk this through before having kids. Someone, at some point, is going to need to be there to take care of them, but it doesn't always have to be one parent by default.

It's good to have that discussion. It's even more important to watch the way he ACTS when you have a joint responsibility - a dog, the need to care for a sick friend or parent, or to house-sit. And is he always late because of work but blows his top if you need to cancel? Talk is cheap or well-intentioned. The…

"Popping the snapple cap" is a good one. A coworker once told me that she was going home and "getting the last pickle out of the jar"

yay! Finally figured out how to donate. Apparently I am slow. I has a warm fuzzy from all this Jezzie love :)

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You are lovely.

My favorite part was B. Ivy's play tent in the hotel bedroom.

Good for Katy Perry. I know people are going to criticize her and say, "Well if you don't want to deal with paparazzi then you shouldn't have become a pop star!" Just because someone is rich and famous doesn't mean they're not entitled to privacy and it doesn't give these leeches the right to go overboard.