You're quickly becoming my favorite of the new Jezzie writers. Not to throw shade at anyone else. I've enjoyed articles from all of you. I just wanted to compliment you individually!

the satire on this sight is MEGA insane

This is my halloween costume next year.

... you're for real not gonna elaborate?

The fit (and whatever support garments she's wearing) on this are perfection. Hugs and floats away in all the right places. Age-appropriate and sexy as hell. Bravo.

You will note that she not only availed herself of his company with a quickness

I love your comment, but look at Trump and the likes of him. They're rich, but gross. This woman knows how to use her money.

…it's also the most banal and cliché bullshit that a shock-jock like Roth could conjure. Oh, you want to sexify violence against women, especially famous ones? Get the fuck in line, d-bag. You're a dime a dozen. You ain't shit. So bored by people like you.

Was also coming here to say this. Grammar grouches unite.

I greatly enjoyed this, but that's not what "availed" means.

A rape survivor was told by the campus police on my campus not to report because she had been drinking and so no one would believe her. We are currently under investigation by the DOE as well. Another girl was just raped this semester at a sorority house and it was hushed up. Even by the sorority sisters because they…

I wish there was a way for the actors on the show to sue him for loss of income.

LOL THAT JUST MEANS YOU'RE LAME

For the record, I'm still with you that letting a ferret climb on top of a baby is piss poor parenting- I don't care how great you think your pet is, they're still animals and can do unpredictable things. Letting *any* pet clamber over a little baby is just an unnecessary risk. People think that only a 'bad' dog, cat…

Ferrets are actually not rodents. They're in the same family as weasels (Mustelidae.) :) They're also easier to litter box train then you imply here- though you're correct that that ferrets are rarely 100% reliable in litter box use, they commonly are over 90% reliable and many are up to 99% reliable (provided…

ferrets are not rodents, they are mustelids.

Except ferrets aren't rodents? Completely different teeth. Ferrets are obligate carnivores in the Mustelidae family.

I would never wear these in my Real Life, but god the under eyebrows ones would make me feel like a sci fi anime princess and I wish I could wear them clubbing with my most ridiculous shades of Urban Decay Eyeshadow.

Correction: doctors did not introduce handwashing. Nurses did, as most hygiene-related practices were introduced.