I’ve met more dishonest police than engineers in my life.

No make good comments

yeah, that’s the real problem with the game bro

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

There’s a constant in the background of the perpetual under-performance.

holy shit you morons are fucking defensive.

I acknowledge that I like Andrew’s work.

Haha, uhhh....

My dad did this to me when I was a kid. He said, “I’m leaving your mother.” Then he left. Mom said he moved to a farm upstate where he had room to run around and play. But I’m an adult now. I know the truth. She had him killed.

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

His supporters show up at the polls with guns. I think booing is totally fair.

Free speech my friend. Just as he had the right to say every despicable thing that dribbled from his fish mouth, he also must face the consequences of said free speech.

That’s not a hot take. It is a reasonable take. “Hot take” =\= “take I disagree with.” The Pats are hateable, and glowing support of a monster is a perfectly good reason to hate them more.

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

“This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!”

A number of people have taken me to task, and I owe an apology. Upon rewatching the video, I’ve come to the conclusion that Golden Tate was clearly not being a hot dog.

Oops, Raph.

Damn, that’s a really nice looking 370z.