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You’re probably a giant asshole too.

What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio featuring Tony Kornheiser and Colin Cowherd

+ 3/5ths?

I call bullshit. If your brother is 1, he doesn’t have a license yet. I doubt he even knows how to drive or double clutch. I see right through your nonsense.

...it’s just what he believes. He’s entitled to that.

“Dr. Spaceman, reporting for surgery.”

FYI, you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

Notably missing from the list is “my buddy’s Mustang” which always has way more power than Ford ever claimed.

That’s why Jesus invented pay-at-the-pump.

“Am I under arrest?”

It is because this “article” is “written” by a muppet who spends his day copying and pasting bullshit and hitting “post”. It isn’t the fucking BITE that is terrible it is the STING. But hey, who has the time to Google the most basic of information before posting this stupid fucking “article”

I mean, it’s how I respond to James Carville, so probably?

Professional gamer: Makes more money than us doing what he loves... stop shitting.

No Holiday Bowl??

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

Ah well, when an employee who’s not an employee is in a driverless car that’s not a driverless car, it’s easy to understand why they might treat a red light like it’s not a red light.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

what language is this

Someone needs to give that guy a stern talking to stem this from happening again.

Hate to be that that guy, but read the article.