You’re probably a giant asshole too.

What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio featuring Tony Kornheiser and Colin Cowherd

+ 3/5^ths?

I call bullshit. If your brother is 1, he doesn’t have a license yet. I doubt he even knows how to drive or double clutch. I see right through your nonsense.

...it’s just what he believes. He’s entitled to that.

“Dr. Spaceman, reporting for surgery.”

Notably missing from the list is “my buddy’s Mustang” which always has way more power than Ford ever claimed.

That’s why Jesus invented pay-at-the-pump.

“Am I under arrest?”

Professional gamer: Makes more money than us doing what he loves... stop shitting.

No Holiday Bowl??

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

what language is this

Someone needs to give that guy a stern talking to stem this from happening again.

Hate to be that that guy, but read the article.

Eat a bag of dicks.

On behalf of the rest of college football fans everywhere, fuck both of these teams, their cheesedick fans, and their whiny ass coaches.

I’ve always hated instructors like you.

Where do you teach at? I want to make sure I don’t attend classes anyplace that’s so quick to judge. Makes it pretty hard to learn in that environment.