Save your punching for Kvyat.

Yes, it reminds me of my favorite German joke: Pushing someone down into the mud and laughing at them.

Although this will guarantee I remain in the greys , i dont find bill Murray funny in anything he has done, on screen or off, since the 2000s began.

Meanwhile Standing Rock Sioux Tribe is allowed to be attached by dogs and arrested for protecting THEIR land. Good job, world. But a fork in me because I am done.

counterpoint: look at this fucking nonsense.

I actually don’t think we all have the same question.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

It’s like if Godspeed You Black Emperor was retarded.

Fuck’em. I hope that city never gets a NBA team.

No. Basically, online cheaters are scumbags, and they ruin the experience for everyone else. Fuck cheaters.

I want to make this comment my best friend and cook baked beans with it over a fire at the railyard.

At least they waited till she got home to take her car. I’m a glass half full kind of guy.

As a small business owner, I really hate haggling. I’ve just found that in general, the hagglers are also the customers that hassle you to get things done faster and are the most picky in general.

Now, I don’t mind the “If I buy 3 of these can you give me a deal,” types, but the “Can you do it for $50?” when the…

Darude - Sandstorm

I misread that as Texas at first and didn’t question the hate, just the why.

“If it’s old enough to bleed...” -Curt Schilling

Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.

It will sound very informative even if it’s not.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Where’s the physical evidence? I can’t even eat Cheetos without being covered in dust, never mind being groped by one...