“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

“This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!”

I know someone who sees eating more as a chore. I know a large base of Soylent’s users fall into this group. She has Soylent for breakfast and lunch then eats a regular meal for dinner. She has little to no desire to eat for pleasure and really doesn’t care about taste. Drinking Soylent lets her meet her nutritional…

A number of people have taken me to task, and I owe an apology. Upon rewatching the video, I’ve come to the conclusion that Golden Tate was clearly not being a hot dog.

Oops, Raph.

Are you Jay Buhner?

Damn, that’s a really nice looking 370z.

Save your punching for Kvyat.

Yes, it reminds me of my favorite German joke: Pushing someone down into the mud and laughing at them.

Although this will guarantee I remain in the greys , i dont find bill Murray funny in anything he has done, on screen or off, since the 2000s began.

Meanwhile Standing Rock Sioux Tribe is allowed to be attached by dogs and arrested for protecting THEIR land. Good job, world. But a fork in me because I am done.

counterpoint: look at this fucking nonsense.

Most of Vine in a nutshell.

I actually don’t think we all have the same question.

The sooner Twitter can’t find a buyer, runs completely out of money, and disappears off the Internet, the better off humanity will be.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Please be aliens. Please be aliens. Please be aliens. Please be aliens. Please be aliens.

It’s like if Godspeed You Black Emperor was retarded.

No. Basically, online cheaters are scumbags, and they ruin the experience for everyone else. Fuck cheaters.