“I started to feel like I was Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory”

The fake cause of Goodell’s imaginary death is unknown.

All of these commenters asking how he made the video camera and downplaying how cool this is because he “already has 21st century knowledge” are even worse than highlight truthers. This is a hobby of his that he chooses to share and it’s incredible what he’s able to accomplish - Enjoy it for what it is and stop living…

Yup. As a terrible, terrible CB, this pains me with shameful flashbacks.

The bar has been set, Cubs fans.

How does one say “Enron” in Mandarin?

How, exactly, does one compress a spring, if not with a spring compressor?

Goose Gossage is going to be so pissed!

JJ Watt would be a perfect spokesperson for Affliction clothing.

How often did they accept your offer?

Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.

saleing*

Swaggy DNP

Colin Chapman must be spinning in his grave.

It’s actually in human souls.

Vous prendrez votre québécois et vous l’aimerez.

You should re-create the exact same injury on yourself and then let us know the odds of survival.

Thanks for your feedback, Mrs. Redford.

They really aren’t pulling any punches trying to come up with settlement money.

Nobody deserves to be abused.